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Billion
03:33
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Hello there Ladies and Gentlemen
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Billion, chuing chuong
Billion, hey hey
Billion, belch belch
Objectivity, Jar Jar deserves
Billion, chuing chuong
Billion, hey hey
Billion, what what
He has a sword!
Billion, butthole
Billion, yeeaaah
Billion
Cum all over me!
I'm in love with a beautiful girl.
Get that coochi nice and smooth for me.
Creativity has allowed the passage of time
to bring new and interesting iterations
on our gaming fundementals.
It only makes sence that if you want cum
you would use my part.
1.2
Billion, chuing chuong
Billion, ma-rey suuuuuueeeeee
Billion, E-PIK
Luke's pussy ass emotional dad
Billion, rhino milk
Billion, massive unicorn cock
Billion, what the fuck
is he even saying?
Billion, fat asian bitch
Billion, sexuall harassment
Billion, belch belch
You get to look at women.
Billion, rhino milk
Billion, the toxic brood
Billion, is this guy
suppose to be Alfred? No.
Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough,
Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, no, Nough!
Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough,
Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, Nough, no, Nough!
(belch, belch, belch, belch)
Nou- what!?
I'm in love with a beautiful girl.
You're so titanically ugly.
I'm in love with a titanically ugly girl.
I'm in love with a beautiful girl.
Get that coochi nice and smooth for me.
It only makes sence that if you want cum
you would use my part.
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Billion, cum yum
EFAP, HARDER!
EFAP, IT'S PIE!
This is a film about space wizards for children.
Billion, I fucking hate trump
Birates, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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Billion, chuing chuong
Billion, ma-rey suuuuuueeeeee
Billion, what!?
Cuz I know I gotz the swagger, EEEE-
Billion, why is there a lobster?
Billion, the toxic brood
Billion
Goodbye all my n-words.
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2. |
Faptime Brothers
03:31
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In an EFAP far far away....
Hello there
Hello
Hello there
Where are you pesky enemies of the long?
I mean you're all ewoks to me.
He is a true massive.
And so the fapping begins.
EFAP is like a glory hole of wonder.
They're all gay!
A nazi, a horse and a woman.
I gotchu now!
Faptime brothers! What, what, what in the world!?
Faptime brothers! Yoyoyoyoyo
Faptime! Thank you, come again.
Faptime brothers! Whooo, Yes!
Faptime! Hohoho yes!
Faptime brothers! I'm going to fuck it.
I'm okay with this.
Have you never been in a threeway
with a girl without one tit removed?
No.
Have you never been in a threeway
with a little clown boy?
You damn lesbians.
She indeed was the equivalent of an intergalactic demon.
eugh, uummm
I'm objectively gay.
I'm okay with this.
This is a trap.
I've been dead before.
Faptime brothers! What, what, whooo, what, what in the world!?
Faptime brothers! Nice scuba suit.
Daaa!
What a feeling, du, du, du,
feel the feeling.
Whoo yes!
Oh thats Goliath
Do, do, do, do, dododo, do, do
Do, do, do, do, dododo, do, do
Do, do, do, do, dododo, do, do
Do, do, do, do, dododo, do, do (2x)
The suit is literal perfection.
It will be when it fits a woman.
Then I'll drink it,
then I'll eat it,
then I'll chew it
then I'll poo. (2x)
Dododo
Dododo
Always look on the bright side of life.
Fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy
Always look on the bright side of life.
I'll drink, I'll eat, I'll chew, I'll poo.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the bright side of life.
cum yum, cum yum, cum cum, cum yum
Always look on the bright side of life.
I'll drink, I'll eat, I'll chew, I'll poo.
In closing I would simply like to say to you:
Do the best you can with what you got
and be thankful with your in no where shape than you are.
I promise you, you'll feel better.
See if I'm not right.
We'll see you guys in the next one,
peace, love and happiness until then.
Thanks for your time
Have a good day.
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3. |
Every Frame a Peace
02:46
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The alien doesn't have eye sight.
You dumb fat skinny fucks!
It's pure instance.
Look crocodile brain, like lion brain!
Don't play the game uninstall it!
Boring twats!
Don't, don't about things you don't like.
Tell the crew to push the whopper button!
The whopper button, push the whopper button!
You got a whopper button, you gotta push or else
you're whopper's cold, for fuck's sake!
Tell the crew to push the whopper button!
The whopper button, push the whopper button!
You got a whopper button, you gotta be friendly!
The whopper button. Take that home with you!
*Laughter*
Remember the rebel base!?
It broke new ground!
I clapped when Darth Vader turned on his red lightsaber!
He got blown up on Alderaan!
AT-STs, AT-STs!
It broke new ground!
Alderaan! That's the planet that gets blown up!
Oh my god!
Aids and aids!
Aaaaids.
He hasn't collected enough eyes yet to nessetait too.
Aids, aids
That was a six mill yen dollar comment.
The moopies, unconscious, opethemhouwijist
Sometimes she's a skost, sometimes she's a skull.
It took longer than it took them to make the great wall of CHINA!
Goodnight sweet cats, we got bagels, WHOOO!
Gene Roddenberry looks a bit lika a, a bag of oatmeal with eyebrows.
Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center
Whooo! Everyday ends with a tums festival.
Tell the crew to push the whopper button!
The whopper button, push the whopper button!
I run Iowa's largest wild live preserve
and I wanna produce a video for giraffes!
Fuck your diabetes medicine!
ENDLESS TRASH!
Al-, Alderaan!
I clapped 'cause I know star wars!
Tell the crew to push the whopper button!
It broke new ground!
You got, blue milk
Gotta push it or else your milk is cold, for fuck's sake!
I still want my VCR fixed
and I wanna watch my Night Court tape.
You got a whopper button, you gotta be friendly!
What's wrong with your face? Oh my god!
I clapped 'cause I know star wars!
I clapped 'cause I know blue milk! Aaaaaids
I clapped 'cause I know star wars!
I clapped 'cause I know blue milk!
We got bagels, WHOOO!
It's stylistically designed to be that way.
I clapped 'cause I know blue milk!
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5. |
I'm a Woman
02:24
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I'm a woman
I'm a woman, whooo
I'm a woman
here I am!
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
here I am!
I got corona, oh yeah!
Bu- bu- bu- bigot, suck a dick!
I'm a nice person
I'm a, I'm a woman
I'm a woman
here I am!
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
here I am!
Touched the tisms, the tisms, tisms, tisms.
Touched my tisms, the tisms, tisms, tisms.
Touched the tisms, the tisms, tisms, tisms.
Touched my tisms, the tisms, tisms, tisms.
I got corona, oh yeah!
C- c- c- cum yum, oh yeah!
Se- se- se- sex dungeon, oh yeah!
Bu- bu- bu- bu- bigot, suck a dick!
I'm a woman
I'm a woman, woman
I'm a womanm whoo
here I am!
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
I'm a woman
here I am!
I'm a woman
Touched the tisms, the tisms, tisms, tisms.
Touched my tisms, the tisms, tisms, tisms.
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A Night in Milwaukee
03:25
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Chop Chop
03:59
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Chop chop, fuck cooked carrots!
Grrrrr, does it hurt?
Nani!? I just like wolf cum.
Swollen
Chop chop, He man I'm coming.
Wait what!? Does E;R mean easy rape?
Yeet belch, I need that cock!
Slice nad dice baby.
Chop chop
When I go to sleep at night
and I think about cooked carrots,
gives me fucking nightmares.
Ultimately the real winner was umm,
the bigot sandwich guy,
'cause he wanted to get those
two lesbians out of his town.
That's hate speech. Idiot.
Chop chop
Some Joels just wanna watch the world burn.
That's fucking hot.
Chop chop
Remember when Adolf united Europe?
Nough!
Chop chop
You disgust me.
Baby girl needs her spanking.
I likey likey
I just feel so bad, I#m just so upset.
Reeeeey, Reeeeey
Ma-rey Suuuueeee
NOUGH!
Chop chop, fuck cooked carrots!
Your stupid gay themes.
Nani!? Rape annihilated gay.
I've been dead before.
Chop chop, I've been band due to hate speech.
What!?, You're just a big ol' queer.
Yeet belch, that feels so fucking good in my tight ass.
Take it away pipeman
Fuck fuck, fuuuuck
I need that fat cosmic hot white jizz cock
Fuck fuck, fuuuuck
Cum all over me, fuck, over me, fu- fu
Fuck fuck, fuuuuck
My ass is haunted by the gay literal wave of cum
Fuck fuck, fuuuuck
A literal wave of cum, Aaaaah!
Chop chop, fuck cooked carrots!
Bazinga! Black live matters.
Nani!? I'm 30 what can I do for you?
Swollen.
Chop chop, He man I'm cumming.
Wait what!? We'll defeat you and your god damn robots!
Belch Yeet, cum fuck titties!
That was amazing.
Why shouldn't I act.
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Laughing at the Massives
04:05
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We didn't get this nail biting climax of epic
celestial sexual proportions of close-minded whiny fanboy tears.
Didn't get this nail biting gay Alfred robot-like weapon.
Get your ego out of the picture for two seconds and pay attention to the plot.
We didn't get this nail biting climax of epic
celestial sexuall proportions of another sword like weapon.
We didn't get this nail biting gay Alfred robot-like weapon.
A review is nothing more than a description of an experience.
Most people don't know what a Y-Wing is.
No one seems to know what a plothole is.
Most people don't know what the ultimate homosexual is.
How do Jedis procreate if they can't love!?
Go write some fan fiction.
Vader was Luke's sronger enemy, who he demonstrably could not kill.
Let's just go right ahead and call virtual reality headsets exactly what they are.
They are privilege goggles.
Wakandans don't look at intelligence the same way we do.
The Dishonored Wolf is actually a nuanced little centrist boy.
Slice and dice!
I can analyze this scene forever, It's just deeply layered.
I can not think of a bigger waste of time than debating
ART
And your bullies aren't just wrong, you can make 'em pay for it.
Joel is not a fucking beloved character. Winnie the Pooh is a beloved character.
Joel is a violent anti-hero.
You have boring taste, I don't wanna be friends with you.
Friendship and being in love are two different things.
Luke Skywalker is not a superhero!
What is wrong with you!?
What the hell, the fuck!?
This is my favorite part:
Frodo, oh he is just the hero, just the hero!
Good god is he annoying.
I don't like Lord of the Rings, they're terrible movies.
I see it as more of a cock tease.
Gimli is the Jar Jar Bings of the trilogy.
Good god is he annoying.
Harry Potter felt like a real person
FOR NOUGH REASON!
Two Towers, I'd rather be in the twin towers than watch this.
The movie is just walking an talking.
Shut the fuck up you pancy!
It's just pointless things happening, for no reason.
For nough reason, for nough reason,
no you do need a reason, for nough reason!
Hello I'm Rian Johnson.
(For nough reason!)
Okay guys don't forget to hit that subscribe button.
And then on top of it SMASH that fucking bell!
NOUGH!
That's it?
Go away now!
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Kimbaaah!
03:03
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Kimbaaa euuugh
(Kimbaaaa!) euuugh
(Kimbaaaa!) Kimbaaa
Kimbaaa
Kimbaaaa, this show is fucking insane.
Kimbaaaa, just because he was white!
Kimbaaaa, how will we ever get through this alive!?
Aaaaah! euuugh
Oh you bit me, oh you bit my toe.
Oh my poor toe that's not fair, I didn't try to hurt you did I?
Oh you bit me, oh you bit my toe.
Oh you, oh you, oh my poor toe that's not fair.
Why couldn't all the elephants be nice like Peewee?
Then they wouldn't have had to be exterminated.
We don't welcome pussy cats here.
Kimbaaaa, how come you have wings?
Kimbaaaa, let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go
Kimbaaaa, Kimbaaaa
Aaaaah! Kimbaaa
Oooooh
Your fur is white because you come from a long line of great leaders.
I am a real lion even though I'm white.
Both Sima and Kimba's fathers come to them as a vision through the moon.
(Kimbaa-a-a-a-a)
Oooooh
Aaaaah!
Wa wa wa waaaa
Lalalalala where is my baby?
Kimbaaaa, this show is fucking insane.
Kimbaaaa, just because he was white!
Kimbaaaa, mmmh suspicious.
Aaaaah!
Kimbaaaa, how come you have wings?
Kimbaaaa, YES! AND I WAS RIGHT!
Kimbaaaa, Kimbaaaa
That's the exact frame I was right!
Aaaaah!
Kimbaaaa!
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11. |
Apocalypse
01:00
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12. |
Hello, Black
03:05
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13. |
I Don't Believe In Bad
04:05
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Why do so many critics only focus on the script elements?
Why do so many critics only focus on idiots that don't work for them?
Composition
Lighting
Movement
Rhythm
Can we stop acting like it's a piece of meat to be judged?
Can we stop acting like it's totally cool to ridicule?
I don't believe in bad
It didn't work for you, that's totally cool.
Don't believe in bad
It didn't work for idiots like myself.
But what if it did work for somebody?
But what if it did work for a different audience member?
And had a profound response to it?
Is that still bad?
Composition
Lighting
Rhythm
Color
Thousand more visual elements are used to give you a feeling
to elicit an emotion.
Movement
Color
Expression
Art
When we don't feel that intended feeling we too often consider it bad.
I used to use bad a lot.
I don't believe in bad
It didn't work for you, that's totally cool.
Don't believe in bad
It didn't work for idiots like myself.
But what if it did work for somebody?
For those who passionately express their love.
And had a profound response to it?
Is that still bad?
Composition
Art
Feeling
Love
It's fun being a dick and roasting something.
But there are always people behind the writing you read.
And no artist has ever set out to make something that gets called bad
by idiots like myself on youtube.
I don't believe in bad
It didn't work for you, that's totally cool.
Don't believe in bad
It didn't work for idiots like myself.
But what if it did work for somebody?
But what if it did work?
If somehow you read all of this
thanks you, thank you for watching.
Color
Expression
Love
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